eBay Auction Spam

eBay, ah, the world's largest digital marketplace...
or a hotbed for a number of spammers.

Here's a beauty I received on my current auction:

From: dhjay
Item: Brand New Nokia 6070 mobile / cell phone
Subject: Re: Question for Brand New Nokia 6070 mobile / cell phone

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My Answer
My dear friend, you would give me "most satisfaction" by refraining from spamming my auction with your crud...

You should either place a bid or ask a relevant question.

I don't plan to visit your site, and certainly don't wish to "cut you a long one"...

Have a day.